What if this board were a sitcom?

I just keep picturing all of us living in a simpsons type environment.. Where we just talk and argue with everyone having there own role.

Sherm is of course the aging eccentric mayor

Reevo has to be the police chief

Cardfan is the at the end of the block who's house was built before anyones elses.. He is just waiting for sherm to die

Kid is the guy with the white picket fence that just keeps dreaming his days away drunk

Calhoun is the new guy to the hood.. Everyone just looks at him not quite sure of what he is

OOmh  when the neighbors see him they scatter and lock their doors

Sweep is just the dick while accepted everyone just kinda shakes their head

Rc, CallingBS, Mills are the gang from the next block they just swing by for drive byes

Tarheel,BSU,comet  former neighbor residents they show up time to time and visit

Rusty he is that guy who lives down the road in falling down house.  His only purpose is to scream get off my lawn to passers by

Of course reach week there our guest stars and surprise characters