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Post by williamtsherman on Apr 15, 2019 17:12:18 GMT -6
It's pretty difficult to get into contention for WTS Person of the Year without committing an actual crime, but suing your parents for $86K for throwing away your porn collection will do it.....every time.
MUNCIE, Ind. – A Muncie man has filed a federal lawsuit against his parents, accusing them of destroying his extensive collection of pornography.
The suit refers to a January 2018 email Paul Werking allegedly sent to his son.
“I do not possess your pornography,” it said in part. “It is gone. It has either been destroyed or disposed of. I may have missed a few items that are now in your possession but, at this point, if you don’t have it, it is gone.
“Ditto for your sex toys and smutty magazines.”
At another point, the elder Werking allegedly wrote, “Frankly. David, I did you a big favor by getting rid of all this stuff for you.”
The Ottawa County prosecutor’s office later declined to file criminal charges in the case. A deputy’s report indicated the younger Werking had sent the office more than 40 emails that contained “lists of DVDs and VHS tapes, (and) different sex toys... that he states are missing.”
40 emails? Couldn't you just make a spreadsheet and send it in a single email? Table 1 - DVD/VHS Table 2- Sex Toys, Table 3- Smutty Magazines.
Would it be irresponsible of me to speculate that the plaintiff might be a certain long-winded member of this forum? I don't know...there are just some things about this case that makes me wonder that.
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Post by Lurkin McGurkin on Apr 16, 2019 6:16:12 GMT -6
This would have been a much funnier story if his first name was Peter.
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Post by sweep on Apr 16, 2019 6:42:41 GMT -6
"In an email exchange included as exhibits in the federal lawsuit, Werking’s father suggests his son had issues with pornography in the past. Werking was apparently kicked out of Indiana Wesleyan University as a freshman after being caught distributing pornography, according to his father.
In an email to his father, Werking suggests various websites for his father to watch pornography, saying, “I know you need it with mom around.”
“Meanwhile for me there are college girls out there waiting to be made into women,” Werking wrote.
Without any doubt, this guy is soon to be one of Muncie's finest residents.
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Post by 00hmh on Apr 16, 2019 6:58:55 GMT -6
The lawsuit apparently seeks $86,822.16 treble damages, I assume reflecting the punitive damages for the malicious wrong done the plaintiff, 3 times the valuation of the destroyed and lost materials, 28,940.72
I am shocked the suit does not allege cruel and intentional infliction of emotional distress. This lawyer is leaving perhaps 100's of thousands of dollars on the table. Perhaps we will see the complaint amended?
Let's see now, as it currently stands, if successful the attorney's contingent fee should be about the same amount as the value of the pornography. There is poetic justice.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2019 8:16:17 GMT -6
The lawsuit apparently seeks $86,822.16 treble damages, I assume reflecting the punitive damages for the malicious wrong done the plaintiff, 3 times the valuation of the destroyed and lost materials, 28,940.72
I am shocked the suit does not allege cruel and intentional infliction of emotional distress. This lawyer is leaving perhaps 100's of thousands of dollars on the table. Perhaps we will see the complaint amended?
Let's see now, as it currently stands, if successful the attorney's contingent fee should be about the same amount as the value of the pornography. There is poetic justice.
I guess Michael Avenatti is a bit disposed right now, or he'd be all over this.
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Post by williamtsherman on Apr 16, 2019 11:58:24 GMT -6
"In an email exchange included as exhibits in the federal lawsuit, Werking’s father suggests his son had issues with pornography in the past. Werking was apparently kicked out of Indiana Wesleyan University as a freshman after being caught distributing pornography, according to his father. In an email to his father, Werking suggests various websites for his father to watch pornography, saying, “I know you need it with mom around.” “Meanwhile for me there are college girls out there waiting to be made into women,” Werking wrote. Without any doubt, this guy is soon to be one of Muncie's finest residents.
I suspect this guy never got within 20 feet of a college girl, and instead is a long-time member of the not-getting-any club.
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Post by Lurkin McGurkin on Apr 16, 2019 12:31:26 GMT -6
Ah yes, the NGAC.
I've heard of it.
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Post by steve on Apr 16, 2019 17:37:07 GMT -6
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Post by williamtsherman on Apr 22, 2019 14:47:02 GMT -6
I'm never going to be a meth head because being a meth head is so difficult. There are SO many things you have to remember. For example, you have to remember NOT to get your car stuck in somebody's yard when you are carrying meth....who can remember all these complex and subtle considerations?
HARTFORD CITY, Ind. – A Portland man whose van was found struck in a muddy front yard along Ind. 3 just south of Hartford City told authorities he couldn’t explain how he ended up in Blackford County. In fact, 31-year-old Nickolaus Martin Roberts – found about 20 miles west of his South Shank Street home – professed to be unfamiliar with Blackford County. Hartford City police said when Roberts emerged from his stuck van shortly after 7 a.m. on April 14, a balloon later determined to contain more than eight grams of meth fell to the ground.
Now, I can believe this guy is probably not the most well-traveled individual there is, but Blackford County is only about 10 miles from Portland. However I'm an open minded person, so I won't rule out the possibility that Roberts entered some sort of wormhole that transported him into Blackford County....a structure linking disparate points in spacetime, based on a special solution of the Einstein field equations solved using a Jacobian matrix and determinant. A wormhole that can be visualized as a tunnel with two ends, each at separate points in spacetime (i.e., different locations or different points of time). More precisely it is a transcendental bijection of the spacetime continuum, an asymptotic projection of the Calabi–Yau manifold manifesting itself in Anti-de Sitter space. It probably goes without saying that alien involvement is another plausible possibility here.
And of course: Roberts also faces two theft charges filed in March in Jay Superior Court.
We are told we have an overincarceration problem, but yet it seems 98% of the people committing crimes have already been known to commit crimes before. I trust no regular readers of the Local section of the Muncie Star Press believe we have an overincarceration problem.
Car stuck in muddy yard leads to man's arrest for meth, DWI
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2019 19:37:52 GMT -6
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Post by rmcalhoun on May 6, 2019 18:28:30 GMT -6
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Post by realitycheck on May 8, 2019 20:42:24 GMT -6
If Hitler and Joe Dirt had a kid...
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Post by cardfan on May 8, 2019 20:43:17 GMT -6
If Hitler and Joe Dirt had a kid... Holy crap that’s perfect.
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Post by rmcalhoun on May 14, 2019 21:18:26 GMT -6
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Post by williamtsherman on May 15, 2019 10:44:21 GMT -6
Wait a minute....did Randy Johnson recently slip into the WTSMPOY thread without us realizing it?
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