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Post by JacksonStreetElite on Mar 30, 2016 13:03:29 GMT -6
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Post by JacksonStreetElite on Mar 30, 2016 13:16:21 GMT -6
I discovered some awesome police reports in the Lebanon newspaper, so I used to always check it out and save the good ones. Here are some of my favorites:
7:01 p.m. — Caller just arrived home, in the 2500 block of S. Ind. 39, and noticed someone has been in her house; there is no sign of anyone being there other than the back door was locked, and caller said she leaves the door unlocked. Caller is advised to start locking the doors, BCSO.
5:21 p.m. — Caller, in the 700 block of N. Meridian St., thinks someone has been living in his basement; he found food, cigarette butts and sheets on the bed, LPD.
11:21 p.m. — There is a ‘possum in caller’s kitchen cabinet, in the 700 block of Campbell St.; she states she is in a wheelchair and her husband is sick, and they need assistance, LPD.
10:04 a.m. — A man was knocking on caller’s door, in the 5600 block of S. CR 25 W, and she was scared. Caller is advised that it could be a UPS driver, and the dispatcher asks her to check the front door. She did have a package there, BCSO.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 13:25:01 GMT -6
Maybe we should delete this whole thread. Some University President candidate might be reading it. Or worse a basketball recruit. Or worse than that his parents might accidentally stumble upon it. Should we ask to have the Muncie Star-Press Busted pages deleted as well? I haven't Google searched for this website, but based on the number of visitors we have on OTP (or don't have), I'm not too worried. If it's not reported on the internets, it didn't really happen.
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Post by 00hmh on Mar 30, 2016 14:09:30 GMT -6
OTP on the dark web you are saying?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 14:12:18 GMT -6
Couple of questions: 1) Did the police give them enough time to put the pot roast back in the fridge before hauling them off to jail and the hospital respectively? 2) Who claimed ownership of the taters? Also, how many times do you see "pot roast" and "fracas" in an article title?
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Post by cardfan on Mar 30, 2016 14:39:33 GMT -6
"Also, how many times do you see "pot roast" and "fracas" in an article title?"
It's gold, Jerry. Gold!
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Post by rmcalhoun on Mar 30, 2016 15:15:43 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 15:15:56 GMT -6
I read this and my first thought was "how much does it hurt to have a fork stuck in you in anger?"
Dang.......those things aren't very sharp.
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Post by universityjim on Apr 8, 2016 6:13:21 GMT -6
Muncie must lead the country in food related assault.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2016 12:20:47 GMT -6
And there is this one which is not funny at all... Muncie Star-Press
Man, I frickin' hate drugs!
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Post by rmcalhoun on Apr 15, 2016 22:41:53 GMT -6
For those keeping track of things going down in Muncie 2 murders and an officer shot and killed a third person this week
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Post by williamtsherman on Apr 17, 2016 15:40:48 GMT -6
Failing in an attempt to fall to the ground, even while having the strong ally, gravity.
Very strong contender.
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Post by cardfan on Apr 17, 2016 15:44:07 GMT -6
"Rescued" from falling might be a stretch since he failed at falling, as Sherm perfectly points out.
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Post by 00hmh on Apr 17, 2016 22:17:19 GMT -6
Clever fellow. If he had not attracted police attention first it would have been a long time hanging there like that.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 10:34:24 GMT -6
It's going to take a lot to top "Balcony Boy."
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