WTS Muncie Person of the Year

Now, now.  We still have 8+ months to go and a whole lot of Muncie's potential candidates yet to be heard from.

Maybe it would be over if we were talking about a town with a smaller pool of total numbskulls.  Like say, Chicago...or Beijing.

Aaaand.....here's another contender ladies & gents.

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Sadly, it's been done before much more effectively I might add.

More on the above:

I'm starting to believe Muncie has a serious problem with meat. We've had a stabbing in the eye over BBQ, and another stabbing over a pork roast - both of those being among family members.  Now we have a guy throwing steaks at people.  Does the mayor need to appoint a meat task force to investigate this issue?

Police: Felon threw stolen steak at pursuer

"Atkinson allegedly threw the backpack — and the steaks — at the man and “took off running,” an officer wrote.
He was captured by police at nearby Kennedy Library."

Nice touch - hiding in the library.

"The Muncie man maintained he was not trying to strike the manager with the backpack.
“I was trying to throw it over the registers,” he told officers. “So I wouldn’t be charged with theft.”

Who knows the law on this?  Would that have worked?  Throwing it over the registers?

"Atkinson, preliminarily charged with theft, was being held in the Delaware County jail on Friday under a $5,000 bond. He was also the recipient of a lifetime ban, forbidding him from entering Marsh stores."

If you've received a lifetime ban from any grocery chain, it's probably time to sit down and reflect on your life's path.

Here is his picture, which is not creepy looking at all.